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I'm Number One is a song from the 2014 Disney film, Muppets Most Wanted. It was sung by Constantine and Dominic Badguy (portrayed by Ricky Gervais). In the special, Minecraft Dimensions: The Phantom Wars. It was sung by Bill Cipher and Black Hat (Villainous).

Lyrics Edit

Bill Cipher: I'm number one,

You're number two

We're villains at large

But I'm larger than you

I'm number one,

You're number two

I believe in equality

As you get larger then me!

I'm one,

Black Hat: You're one

Bill Cipher: You're number two

Black Hat: I'm number two

Bill Cipher: You may think that I'm smarter,

But I'm smarter-er than you!

I'm number one!

You're number two!

You're lucky to be number two

Not number three!

I can see by the look in your eye

You want to get the bigger piece of the pie

One day, you'll get your chance

But in the meantime, you got to dance monkey dance!

Black Hat: Really? I'm not a monkey, Cipher.

Bill Cipher: Do it!

Dance monkey dance!

Ha! Ha!

Black Hat: I'm number two

He's number one

I can't believe that I'm working for a All-seeing Eye

I'm number two

He's number one

Bill Cipher: I'm number one!

Black Hat: You know life's gone to the dogs when your boss is a demon!

I can see it's just a matter of time before he's gone

And I'm at the front of the line!

It won't be long 'til I get my chance

But in the meantime, I've got to dance monkey dance

Bill Cipher: Dance monkey dance!

Now, watch me!

I'm number one!

Black Hat: He's number one!

Bill Cipher: You're number two!

Black Hat: I'm number two!

Bill Cipher: That's it, kid, there you go

Now step aside, this ain't your show!

I'm one

Black Hat: I'm one

Bill Cipher: I'm number one!

Black Hat: Yes, we know!

Bill Cipher (Black Hat): I'm (He's) number one!

Bill Cipher: That's how it's done!